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Self Important Jerk Taught Lesson: This Will Make You LOL

There’s nothing quite like waiting in line at a hotel check-in desk to remind you how quickly people can lose their manners.

After a long flight and a delayed connection, all I wanted was to grab my room key, drop my bag, and maybe catch a quiet drink before crashing.

But no. Life had other plans.

I was standing there, minding my own business, next in line at the front desk, when he walked in—Todd Grantham.

A man in a business suit looking seriously at his phone while standing in a hotel lobby.

If you’ve never met Todd, don’t worry. You’ve already met someone just like him.

Sharp suit, Bluetooth earpiece glued to his head, phone in hand, and an attitude that makes it clear he doesn’t think the rules apply to him.

The moment I saw him, I just knew: This guy was going to be a problem.

Cutting in Line and Cutting Everyone Off

I stepped forward as the next available desk agent smiled at me.

That’s when Todd breezed past me, swerving into my spot without so much as an “excuse me.”

He didn’t even look at me.

Just planted himself in front of the desk, slapped his credit card down, and started barking at the poor agent like she was a piece of office equipment malfunctioning at the worst possible time.

“Check me in. Todd Grantham,” he said, still typing furiously on his phone.

“And I need you to confirm my reservation at La Bellevue. Eight o’clock. It’s under Grantham.”

The desk agent blinked, clearly caught off guard. “Uh, sir, I’ll need a moment to check you in first—”

Todd raised a hand to cut her off.

“No, no. I don’t care about all that right now. Just confirm the reservation.”

His voice carried that unmistakable tone of someone who was used to getting his way—loud, impatient, and dismissive all at once.

Behind him, I just stood there, blinking.

This was fine. I mean, who doesn’t love being cut in line after a six-hour flight?

The desk agent was trying her best to maintain her polite smile, but Todd wasn’t making it easy. 

Every time she tried to confirm something about his room, he’d interrupt her, waving her off with an air of importance.

“Do I need to speak to a manager? I can’t miss this reservation. Big night tonight.”

Big night, huh? I wondered. Judging by his attitude, I figured he was either meeting royalty or pitching the cure for cancer.

Meanwhile, I stood there with my hands in my pockets, watching the trainwreck unfold, content to wait and see how long it would take Todd to implode.

A Tantrum in a Suit

The desk agent finally managed to wrangle his room key and hand it over.

“Thank you, Mr. Grantham. You’re all checked in. I’ll just need to—”

“You did confirm the reservation, right?” Todd cut in, his tone sharper now, like the thought of waiting even a second longer was beneath him.

The agent hesitated. “I’ll need to call the restaurant to confirm, sir. It might take just a moment—”

Todd exploded. “A moment?! I don’t have a moment! Just call them now. What are we even doing here?”

His voice was loud enough that the whole lobby was starting to take notice. Heads turned, and I could hear someone snicker behind me.

The desk agent, bless her heart, kept her cool. “I’ll call right now, Mr. Grantham. Please bear with me.”

I gave her a sympathetic smile as she reached for the phone, her polite mask still firmly in place, though I could tell she was this close to losing it.

Man talking with a woman behind a reception desk.

Todd, meanwhile, stood there tapping his foot like a kid in line for candy.

Every few seconds, he’d mutter to himself about how he “couldn’t believe this incompetence” and how his “business partners wouldn’t wait forever.”

The phone call dragged on for a few minutes, Todd’s irritation growing by the second.

Finally, the desk agent looked up, forcing another smile. “Your 8 PM reservation at La Bellevue is confirmed, Mr. Grantham. Enjoy your stay.”

He exhaled loudly, as if he’d just saved the world through sheer force of will.

“Perfect,” he said, grabbing his keycard and giving me a smug glance as if to say, This is how things get done.

And just like that, he strutted off toward the elevators, Bluetooth still buzzing in his ear, leaving a trail of entitlement behind him.

I watched him go, shaking my head.

People like Todd never fail to amaze me. It would’ve been so easy to just wait in line like the rest of us.

The desk agent let out a quiet sigh of relief as I finally stepped up to the counter.

“I’m so sorry about that,” she said, looking genuinely apologetic.

“Don’t sweat it,” I said with a grin. “You handled it like a pro.”

I collected my keycard and headed up to my room, thinking that was the end of it.

But the more I thought about Todd’s little tantrum, the more a different idea started to take shape.

I don’t usually go in for petty revenge—but sometimes, life hands you an opportunity too good to pass up.

A Well-Timed Cancellation

I stretched out on the hotel bed, enjoying the quiet hum of the air conditioner.

The encounter with Todd still played in the back of my mind, his smug grin and entitled attitude refusing to fade away.

Normally, I let stuff like that slide.

But the way he bullied that poor desk agent—all to get his precious reservation confirmed?

That sat wrong with me.

He was acting like the rules didn’t apply to him, and someone needed to remind him otherwise.

That’s when the idea hit me.

It was so simple, so clean, I almost laughed out loud.

A little poetic justice—no yelling, no confrontation. 

Just a quiet, satisfying reminder that you can’t treat people like garbage and expect to coast through life unscathed.

I picked up the hotel phone and dialed the restaurant’s direct line.

Man sitting in front of an open laptop while smiling and looking at his phone.
Shot of a young businessman using a smart phone in a home office. Smiling, touching the screen, browsing the internet.

“Good evening, La Bellevue,” a cheerful voice answered on the other end. “How may I assist you?”

I leaned back into the pillows, adopting the same smug tone Todd had used earlier at the front desk.

“Yes, this is Todd Grantham,” I said smoothly, smiling as the words left my mouth. “I need to cancel my 8 PM reservation for tonight. Something came up.”

The hostess responded with polite efficiency. “Of course, Mr. Grantham. We’ll release the table. Thank you for calling.”

“Thank you,” I said, hanging up the phone and letting out a low, satisfied chuckle.

That was it.

No yelling, no revenge plot worthy of a soap opera. Just one simple, well-timed phone call.

And the best part? 

He wouldn’t know what hit him—until it was far too late.

The Fallout

Around 8:30 PM, I decided to grab a drink at the hotel bar, curious to see how things were playing out.

La Bellevue’s entrance was just across the lobby from the bar—perfect vantage point for a front-row seat to the show.

And oh boy, was it worth it.

I spotted Todd immediately, standing at the restaurant’s podium with two uncomfortable-looking men beside him—his business prospects, no doubt.

Todd was mid-argument with the maître d’, and it was already going downhill fast.

“I had a reservation under Grantham!” Todd hissed, his voice loud enough to carry across the lobby. “I confirmed it earlier this afternoon!”

The maître d’, a slim, impeccably dressed man, didn’t flinch.

“I’m very sorry, sir, but that reservation was canceled about an hour ago. We released the table, and unfortunately, we’re now fully booked for the evening.”

Todd’s face turned a deep, blotchy red. “That’s impossible! I never canceled it!” 

His voice was rising by the second, and his prospects shifted uncomfortably, exchanging awkward glances.

One of them checked his watch, clearly wondering how soon they could bail.

The maître d’ remained calm, his expression unreadable.

“I apologize for the inconvenience, sir, but there’s nothing we can do at this time. All tables are occupied.”

Todd’s jaw worked furiously as if he was trying to chew through his frustration, but he knew he was stuck.

There was no table, no dinner, and no way to fix the situation.

His business meeting? Gone.

I took a sip of my drink, savoring the moment as sweet as the bourbon in my glass.

Man wearing glasses holding a glass of bourbon while smiling inside a restaurant.

Todd’s prospects, looking more irritated by the second, gave each other a knowing glance.

One of them spoke up, his tone dry: “Maybe we should find somewhere else to eat. Somewhere that actually had a reservation.”

The other one nodded in agreement, and just like that, they turned and left, leaving Todd standing there, speechless and humiliated.

He stood frozen for a beat, as if he couldn’t believe what just happened.

And that’s when it happened—his eyes found mine across the lobby.

For just a second, our gazes locked. I gave him a small, slow smile. Just enough for him to connect the dots.

He stared at me, his face cycling through disbelief, recognition, and rage in the span of a second.

But there was nothing he could do. No confrontation would save him now.

He couldn’t call the restaurant back and uncancel his reservation, and causing a scene wouldn’t bring back his prospects.

I raised my glass slightly, a silent cheers to poetic justice, and took another sip.

Todd stormed off, muttering under his breath, his once-impeccable confidence shattered.

It was petty, sure, but so satisfying.