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This Yummy Revenge Will Make You Appreciate ‘Just Desserts’

In all my years as a judge for the annual pie-baking contest at the summer fair, I’ve seen just about everything. From crusts that crumble like sand to fillings that could pass for cement, you’d think I’d be hard to surprise.

But this year, as I stood in the community kitchen late one night, I saw something I never expected.

I wasn’t there for long. Just a quick stop to check that everything was set for tomorrow’s big event.

The bakers had prepped their pies, the ovens were ready, and the smell of fresh lemons and pastry hung in the air. It was quiet, peaceful—a moment of calm before the usual chaos of the fair.

But then, through the dim light, I noticed her.

Lisa.

She was standing over Helen’s pie, her back turned to me, doing something that caught my attention right away.

I watched as she reached into her apron and swapped out what looked like sugar for something else. Salt, if I had to guess.

Her face wore a smug little grin, one that told me she thought she’d just secured her victory by ruining the reigning champion’s pie.

A woman replacing a jar of sugar with salt.

I didn’t move, didn’t say a word.

I could’ve stopped her right then, but something told me to wait.

See, Lisa thought she was clever, but she hadn’t considered one thing—I’ve been judging this contest for over two decades, and if there’s one thing I know, it’s how to spot trouble before it bubbles over.

Tomorrow’s contest was going to be more interesting than she expected.

And this year, Lisa was going to get a taste of her own medicine.

Sweet Plan Turns Sour

The morning of the summer fair dawned bright and warm, the kind of day where everything feels a little sharper—the colors, the smells, the anticipation in the air.

As I walked through the fairgrounds, I could hear the familiar sounds of children’s laughter, the buzz of conversation, and the occasional clang of the dunk tank.

The scent of fried dough and fresh pies filled the air, but my mind was still on what I had seen the night before.

Lisa was there, already setting up her station in the contest tent. Her face looked calm, maybe even a little too calm, considering what she had done.

She gave me a polite nod as I passed, her hands working briskly to arrange her pie on the table. I watched as she placed her own pie carefully beside it—pristine, flawless, as if butter wouldn’t melt in her mouth.

Across the way, Helen was busying herself with last-minute details, completely unaware of the trap that had been set for her. She chatted with a few locals, flashing that easy smile of hers that always seemed to make people feel at home.

The fair might have a dozen different contests, but everyone knew the pie-baking competition was the crown jewel—and Helen was its reigning queen.

Helen had won the blue ribbon for the past five years, and it was easy to see why. Her pies were nothing short of legendary in our little town.

A woman in the kitchen holding a tray of pies.

Each year, she dazzled the judges with a different flavor, but it was her lemon meringue pie that had cemented her as the one to beat. Fluffy meringue, just the right balance of sweet and tart—it was no surprise that Lisa, who had always placed second, had grown resentful.

I strolled through the tent, making small talk with the other contestants, but I kept an eye on Lisa. She was too confident for her own good.

What she didn’t realize was that her sabotage had been witnessed, and today, her victory would be anything but certain.

Sabotage Backfired

As the morning wore on, the crowd began to gather around the contest tent. Laughter echoed from the sack race nearby, and the Ferris wheel creaked as it spun slowly in the distance.

The pie contest, however, was where the real action was about to unfold. The judges were seated, the pies arranged, and the anticipation was thick in the air.

Lisa stood behind her table, her eyes flickering toward Helen’s pie more often than not.

She had that look—smug, like she was already wearing the blue ribbon around her neck. She was so sure that when the judges took a bite of Helen’s sabotaged lemon meringue pie, they’d be spitting it out in disgust.

But that’s where Lisa miscalculated. Her plan had been sloppy, and I had seen it all.

And this year, I wasn’t going to let her win through trickery. I wasn’t going to expose her directly, either.

No, I had something better in mind.

Helen, oblivious to the drama, was as cheerful as ever.

She arranged her pie with care, smoothing the meringue just before the judging began. She had no idea that Lisa had tampered with her ingredients, replacing sugar with salt in a petty attempt to dethrone the pie queen. 

The tension in the tent grew as the pies were presented.

The other judges and I moved down the line, tasting each entry. Some were decent, a few forgettable, but all eyes were on Helen and Lisa.

The crowd murmured in anticipation, waiting to see if Helen would pull off another flawless victory.

When we reached Helen’s pie, I stepped forward with a smile.

“Let’s see what our reigning champion has for us this year,” I said, cutting into the meringue. I could see Lisa in my peripheral vision, her eyes narrowing slightly as I lifted the fork to my mouth.

An old man eating a pie in a fair.

The other judges were preparing to taste it too, but I had a different plan.

As soon as the lemony filling touched my tongue, I knew the salt was there—but I didn’t flinch. Instead, I smiled and nodded slowly, letting the flavor settle.

“Interesting,” I said, pausing just long enough for the other judges to follow suit.

They tasted the pie, clearly confused at first, but trusting my reaction. One of them—a newcomer to the panel—looked up, hesitating.

“Definitely bold,” I added, cutting off whatever negative comment might have followed. “Helen’s always been the one to push boundaries.”

I saw Lisa’s face falter slightly, but she tried to keep her expression neutral.

The other judges followed my lead, nodding and muttering words like “unexpected” and “adventurous.” I knew they were as surprised as I was, but my guiding words had already shifted their perception.

The salt, instead of being a mistake, was now framed as a daring move.

Lisa, who had clearly expected Helen’s downfall, was visibly rattled.

Her confidence from earlier was fading as the judges continued to discuss Helen’s “bold new direction.” And we hadn’t even gotten to Lisa’s pie yet.

I didn’t need to call Lisa out. Not yet.

I could see the panic building behind her eyes. The crowd was waiting for the verdict, and so was she—hoping, praying, that her plan would somehow still work in her favor.

But the day wasn’t over. And the sweetest part of her comeuppance was yet to come.

Sweetest Part of the Day

The moment of truth was approaching.

Lisa’s pie sat there, gleaming under the fair tent’s lights, untouched, pristine.

She had spent so much time perfecting the crust, making sure it looked like it had been plucked straight out of a country cookbook.

But the problem with appearances is that they can only take you so far.

We moved from Helen’s table to Lisa’s, and I could feel the tension radiating off her. Her eyes darted between the other judges and me, as if she were trying to gauge our thoughts, her hands gripping the edge of the table just a little too tightly.

Lisa had planned this day for weeks—her “victory” carefully crafted the night before in that shadowy kitchen—but it was all slipping through her fingers.

I let the other judges take the lead this time, watching as they sliced into Lisa’s pie. Forks raised, they each took a bite, chewing thoughtfully.

The expressions that followed were the ones I had expected—polite, but unimpressed.

Lisa’s pie was perfectly fine, but that’s all it was. Fine.

After the “adventurous” flavor of Helen’s sabotaged pie, it fell flat.

Bland, predictable. The kind of pie anyone could make.

“This is… nice,” one of the judges said, nodding politely, but not exactly enthusiastic. 

Lisa’s expression faltered. She knew.

A woman holding a whole pie looking disappointed.

No matter how perfect the presentation, the pie itself wasn’t special enough to stand out—especially not after Helen’s now-legendary “bold” lemon meringue.

I cleared my throat, and the room hushed.

“Lisa’s pie is certainly well-crafted, as always,” I said, giving her the credit she deserved for her effort. “But I believe Helen’s pie took a bigger risk this year.

It may have surprised us, but in a competition like this, sometimes the unexpected is what truly wins the day.”

I watched Lisa’s face as the words sank in. She had tried to destroy Helen’s reputation, but instead, her petty sabotage had only elevated Helen’s pie in the eyes of the judges.

The salt, intended to ruin Helen’s chances, had ironically made her pie more memorable than any of us could have imagined.

Lisa’s lips tightened, but she said nothing.

What could she say?

Her plan had backfired spectacularly, and she knew there was no way to undo it.

The tension in the tent was thick as we prepared to announce the winner.

The crowd had grown larger, sensing that this year’s contest had more at stake than just a blue ribbon.

As I stepped forward to address the gathering, I could feel every eye on me—except Lisa’s. She stared at the ground, her hands folded tightly in front of her.

“We’ve had some incredible entries this year,” I began, my voice carrying over the excited murmur of the crowd. “But, as always, one pie stood out—not just for its flavor, but for its daring approach.”

I let the silence linger, glancing at Helen, who looked up, hopeful but humble as ever. “This year’s blue ribbon goes to… Helen!”

The crowd erupted in applause. Helen’s face lit up with genuine surprise, her cheeks flushed with pride as she stepped forward to accept her ribbon.

She had no idea what had nearly happened, no idea that Lisa had tried to sabotage her.

As I handed her the ribbon, I caught her eye and gave her a small, knowing smile. She had earned this victory, even if she didn’t realize how close she’d come to losing it.

A woman wearing a blue ribbon on her apron and another woman in the background looking dissatisfied.

Behind her, Lisa stood frozen, barely able to mask the humiliation spreading across her face.

The whispers in the crowd had already begun—people talking about how Helen had “pushed the envelope” this year, about how her pie had “taken a risk.”

No one knew the truth except me and Lisa.

As Helen turned to share her pie with the crowd, Lisa started to back away, trying to slip out unnoticed. But before she could leave, I moved to her side.

I leaned in, just enough for her to hear, and whispered, “That’s the thing about playing dirty, Lisa. Sometimes the only person you end up beating is yourself.”

She didn’t respond. She couldn’t.

Without another word, she turned on her heel and left, the sound of the crowd’s cheers echoing behind her.

There was a certain satisfaction in knowing that sometimes, justice doesn’t need to be loud or dramatic.

Sometimes, it’s as simple as a slice of pie.